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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:05

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.